Paleo Adventurer Mugs

Start their day with a pun or funny design celebrating paleo adventures on a mug—an ideal way to fuel their outdoor and historical passions, one coffee at a time.

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"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?" mockup

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

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'There are four species of dinosaurs son. Us Tyrannosaurs and the other three are breakfast, lunch and dinner!'

'There are four species of dinosaurs son. Us Tyrannosaurs and the other three are breakfast, lunch and dinner!' mockup

'There are four species of dinosaurs son. Us Tyrannosaurs and the other three are breakfast, lunch and dinner!'

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"Where do we put Desserts?"

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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again." mockup

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!" mockup

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

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Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart. mockup

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

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"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet." mockup

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

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The Steakosaurus

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"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad." mockup

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

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"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days." mockup

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

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"I assume you're on the paleo diet." mockup

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

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"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!" mockup

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

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"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course." mockup

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

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'...and they were carnivorous.'

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'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!' mockup

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

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'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.' mockup

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

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"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!" mockup

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

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'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.' mockup

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

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'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.' mockup

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

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"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving." mockup

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

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"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables." mockup

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

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The Football Parachute

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"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..." mockup

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

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Paleo-to-go

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'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!' mockup

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

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'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.' mockup

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

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'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!' mockup

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

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What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions mockup

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

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'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.' mockup

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

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Fluffy suddenly realized it wasn't going to matter whether or not he could land on his feet from one mile up.

Fluffy suddenly realized it wasn't going to matter whether or not he could land on his feet from one mile up. mockup

Fluffy suddenly realized it wasn't going to matter whether or not he could land on his feet from one mile up.

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"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains." mockup

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

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'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?' mockup

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

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"That guy."

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'Man's first, best friend'

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Paleo Adventurer Mugs Collection

Paleo Adventurer Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate the paleo adventure—ideal for home, cabin, or indie decor with a wild twist.

Paleo Adventurer Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that capture the excitement of paleo exploration—great for decorating any adventure lover's space.

Paleo Adventurer T-Shirts

Check out our collection of paleo adventure t-shirts—fun, witty, and perfect for outdoor lovers and history buffs alike.