Paleo Adventurer Pillows

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

'There are four species of dinosaurs son. Us Tyrannosaurs and the other three are breakfast, lunch and dinner!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

The Football Parachute

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

Paleo-to-go

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

Fluffy suddenly realized it wasn't going to matter whether or not he could land on his feet from one mile up.

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"That guy."

'Man's first, best friend'