Paleo Philosopher Mugs

"I'm afraid it's one of the lesser known side effects of the Paleo diet."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"That guy."

I've been thinking about trying that "caveman diet."

"He's on the paleo diet."

'Man's first, best friend'

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

"Where's the nutritional information this thing?"