Paleo Explorer Gifts

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

The Steakosaurus

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"