Paleo Pathfinder Gifts

Gluten-free area.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

John Bunyan

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Hither and Yon sign

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Scurile travels

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Tourist Directions

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Sidewalk the game

How?

Unusual Staircase

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

life route

Failure - Success

'I'm working on a book that will blow the lid off the paleolithic era!'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions