Palace Lover Pillows

God save the Queen.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'How about a game of cards?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

The High Line at Giza

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

How oysters get engaged.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Moms gone wild

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Whittlers Mother

Francois Rabelais

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Stories about crumbs

Cathedral Made Safe.

'You never smile at me like that!'

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

'Got an acorn? Don't disappoint me.'

"Your painted celing is ready, your holiness."

Pull my finger.