Palace Lover Prints

God save the Queen.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"The knights of the round accent table"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'How about a game of cards?'

The High Line at Giza

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Moms gone wild

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

How oysters get engaged.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Stories about crumbs

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Francois Rabelais

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Cathedral Made Safe.

'You never smile at me like that!'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

Pull my finger.

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'