Pairing Prodigy Gifts

'What goes good together?'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I love your work!"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"Still on your left."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

"Cool game!"

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

The dog wouldn't stand still

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

"What're you in for?"

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'