Paint-smudged Gifts

Face painting.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Artist and Musician

Jackson Pollock Studio

'Do I have to be creative?'

Raphael

Artists of the wild west.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Artist, painting graphs.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

"Too busy."

"Less panting, and more painting!"

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Edvard Munch

Graffiti Artists.

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

Creative Differences.

'I'm beggining to regret ever getting you an adult colouring book.'

"I can't believe I have my very own airbrush! As an artist, I will paint the truth without fear of retribution or damage to my career."