"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."
Pain Perception Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift for a philosophy lover who delves into the complexities of pain perception? Our collection blends wit and insight, perfect for sparking deep conversations or adding a thoughtful touch to their space.
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature
Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)
"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."
"Look on the dark side."
'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'
Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.
Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)
Agoraphobic Explorer
Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.
Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy
I'm afraid of heights.
Unreliable Narrator
'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'
"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"
'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'
Spider Horror Movies
There's some grumbling going on down there. The muscle fibers are complaining about getting stuck with all the heavy lifting. LDL is tired of getting called "bad" cholesterol, and the blood cells don't like all the traveling they have to do in their job. A little speck is trying to convince the brain these bad attitudes are all in the head. A little speck? Yeah, a proton is telling the brain he can take charge of the situation with the power of positive thinking!
Med. school 101 - 'Affordable diseases'. Med. school 302 - 'Unaffordable diseases'.
The End is Not Near.
A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus
"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"
'Sleep well, Mrs. Krantz. When you wake up again your heart will be as good as new!'
line of life
"....bird flu? No, I want something against the fear epidemic!"
Living in a glass house phobia.
Ouch!
Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.
"Some days I feel fine. Other days I feel dandy. I never feel fine and dandy."
"Lately, I've been under A LOT of pressure."
'Well, I guess it's not worth waiting for the bus any longer...'
'Okay, where's your chair?' - 'I've decided to squat for 8 hours a day to build my thighs.' - 'Won't that hurt?' - 'Fortunately, I've developed a massive pain tolerance by sitting opposite you for so long.'
'How long have you had this fear of heights?'
Objects may appear fairer than they actually are.
Pain Perception Philosopher Gifts Collection
Pain Perception Philosopher Mugs
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Pain Perception Philosopher Pillows
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Pain Perception Philosopher Prints
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Pain Perception Philosopher T-Shirts
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