Pain Endurance Artist Mugs

'OW! OW! OW! OW!' 'Are you sure you're cut out for the old fight game?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

100k Desert Crawl

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Women

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

A janitor sweeps a gym with weights on his broom.

Still working from Hell

"They are our creative midfield."

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

'This is going to be a level three.'

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

Endurance

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

'Please hold... we're going for a record on seeing how long customers will wait...'

"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

Tattoo shop - "How may I hurt you?"

'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''