Pain Endurance Artist Mugs

'OW! OW! OW! OW!' 'Are you sure you're cut out for the old fight game?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

100k Desert Crawl

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Women

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

A janitor sweeps a gym with weights on his broom.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.

"They are our creative midfield."

Still working from Hell

'This is going to be a level three.'

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

Endurance

'Ooh, that's better!'

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

'Please hold... we're going for a record on seeing how long customers will wait...'

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! ...'

"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

Tattoo shop - "How may I hurt you?"