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All-The-Groceries-In-One-Trip Marathon

Still working from Hell

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

Man running

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

100k Desert Crawl

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Women

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Message in a bottle.

Crawling Marathon.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

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