Endurance Mugs

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Women

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Man running

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

I think I can...

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

Bull Treadmill

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Stationary bicycles.

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'Determined little guy.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

Hang in There!

Spring Training

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Football Exhaustion

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

Crawling Marathon.

Second, third and fourth effort!