Endurance Expert Mugs

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Man running

100k Desert Crawl

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Women

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Crawling Marathon.

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

Message in a bottle.

Still working from Hell