Pain Enthusiasts Mugs

'This is going to be a level three.'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

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'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

'Very funny!'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"Where does it hurt?"

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

"I'd kill for 500 milligrams of naproxen."

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

Dentist.

'I suggest you refrain from reaching into your untamed bird's cage in the future.'

'This is going to be a level three.'

'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''

The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'

Where chiropractors go on holiday

Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.

"It would be easier to tell you what doesn't hurt."