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Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Giant Monster in Bath

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

Vampire afternoon tea.

Sports Day at the Monastery

"I think it would look better over there!"

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'Relax, he just wants directions to cousin Franks's house in Brewster.'

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

'Her first telekinesis!'

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

A blessing in disguise.

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

Trilby - 'Souvenir'.

"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Your dinner is in the coven.

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."