Paganism Aficionados Gifts

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Giant Monster in Bath

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Vampire afternoon tea.

Sports Day at the Monastery

"I think it would look better over there!"

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'Relax, he just wants directions to cousin Franks's house in Brewster.'

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

'Her first telekinesis!'

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

A blessing in disguise.

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

Trilby - 'Souvenir'.

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"

At the witches supermarket.

Your dinner is in the coven.

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."