Pagan History Enthusiast Mugs

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Cut!

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Trump secret police

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

That's What Happens

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"I think it was an election year."