Pagan Culture Buff Mugs

At the witches supermarket.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Look! No hands!"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Elvis Presley

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

The High Line at Giza

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Pearly King and Queen

Picasso: The Early Years

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Barry Norman

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Maypole

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

A meeting on the pier