Catholic Culture Buff Mugs

'You're not confessing, you're bragging!'

"Do you know what happened to my St. Pius figurine?"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

A meeting on the pier

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Maypole

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Used to it.

'Oh no, that's so half past four!'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."