Catholic Culture Buff Mugs

'You're not confessing, you're bragging!'

"Do you know what happened to my St. Pius figurine?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Barry Norman

A meeting on the pier

Maypole

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'Oh no, that's so half past four!'

Used to it.

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

"Perhaps you are looking for a different Wailing Wall?"

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."