Pagan Traditions Explorer Mugs

Human Cull: People who think you have to be a devout Christian to appreciate Christmas.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Religion & Economics.

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Just my luck."

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Vicar losing his place in the sermon.

Don't get too close to Brother Jerome - he just baptized a Hun.

I'm not sure asceticism is a relative concept Brother Michael

"I'm calling it 'Genesis.' It's part of a five-book contract."

Santa's elevator

'Is there a backup plan?'

"He's my relative from Hawaii."

At the witches supermarket.

Progressions.

Your dinner is in the coven.

Philipp Melanchthon (Lutherism)

For Witches of a Certain Age

Heaven- A Gated Community

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

"You will be visited this night, by 17 ghosts. We try to encompass all the major religions now."

'What about bugs!?'

Christinaity and Darwinsim

'I understand about Adam and Eve and the Serpent, but who's this 'Forbidden Fruit' guy?'

"Conservative Liberal"