Pagan Ritual Fan Mugs

Your dinner is in the coven.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Tiny Visions

"I'm having my entrails read."

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

A couple lie in bed

Nativity Scene on the Underground

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Take a commandment, Ms Jones.'

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

At the witches supermarket.

"This is a weird frat."

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."

"I swear, the solstice starts earlier every year."

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

Yes, Wiccan!

"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"

"Unbelievable—Lohri's not even over and already the stores are putting out their Baisakhi stuff."

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'

Wake up and smell the coffee

'May those who ridicule our pagan beliefs, now suffer the wrath of the god of hissy-fits.'