Padding Perfectionist Gifts

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Bullseye!

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Deadlines, Inc.

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Just a drop."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Paving over the window-box

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'