Pack Dynamics Explorer Gifts

"Frankly, the idea of "Mating for Life" is quite daunting to somebody like me who has a fear of commitment..."

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'Ahhh...'

Welcome to the Team

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Oligarchy

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Luggage Mom

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

That's the chairman's office.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

"Now that's power."

Coming to a consensus.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Holiday Luggage

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

Nest building