Pacifist Chuckler Pillows

Why Moms and Boxing don't mix.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'...and on that you have my word.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Give Sleep a Chance

Bertrand Russell CND

Various Birds of Pray.

The Big Four debate banking ethics

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

A hippie saying "Peace"

Paper Bombs

'Violence solves everything...'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

A baby puts the fuse of a bomb out with its bottle.

Animals watching peaceful dove on TV, humans watching explosions and violence.

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

The less evolved forms of man are ashamed to be associated with a soldier.

No WAR!

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"It's Billy Graham ... he doesn't want to stop preaching!"

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Pluto Named Dwarf Planet

"Still fat."