Pacific Northwest Pals Gifts

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'That was fun!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Boys in the cloakroom.

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

She Had Enough To Drink.

'No, I don't do much flying. I'm just here for the peanuts!'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

Puppy Love.

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Golfer couple just married

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

"Woke up this morning - got those ice-floe-shrinking bipolar blues."

Putting the pets out.

Drum kit for sale...

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

"Yeah? Well my Mom can jump over the moon!"

Snowball Fight.

'Pedants Society meeting here Friday...'

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

"Fine. As long as it doesn't involve spending money."

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

Friends With Social Security Benefits

'Hey, Thunder Thighs, Bean Pole's here!'