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They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

Any time is cake o'clock

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Today's special... donuts.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Pastries and Candy

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Garlic Free Zone.

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

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Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Coffee shop

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Old Phones Lasagne

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Cooking with Pierre

Baking

Parisian man eating pastries

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

'YAY! PATE!'

'Hey, honey bun!'

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