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'Wow, this pasty is so hot, I will have to charge you VAT!'

Any time is cake o'clock

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

Pastries and Candy

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

I love Cannelloni

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Italia tours

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Jewish Geometry

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Pie Filling Reader

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Coffee shop

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Al Dante

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,