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'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

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"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Would you like to try them out?"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Old Phones Lasagne

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Al Dante

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

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'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."