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'YAY! PATE!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Cow Pinatas

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Pastries and Candy

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

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Coffee shop

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Old Phones Lasagne

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Hey, honey bun!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Linguini for two?"

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

Mozart eating noodles.

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"At ease!"

She found baking helped enormously.

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.