Pâté Aficionados Mugs

'YAY! PATE!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Pastries and Candy

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Italia tours

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Coffee shop

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Old Phones Lasagne

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Linguini for two?"

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

Mozart eating noodles.

"At ease!"