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'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

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"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

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'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

"Well.....this is awkward."

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

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"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

She can never resist another pair of shoes...

'I have a surprisingly small carbon footprint.'

Bob the cockroach recalls his first kiss, beneath a pump from Bloomingdale's.

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

'Brown shoes, really Henry.'

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

Clown gets lots of room in crowded elevator

'Do you have this shoe in size 34DD?'

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

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"I need shoes in size 11. I mean size 11 in the width, not in the length."

'We can travel across the universe with lightspeed but we will never be able to find shoes on the internet that fits our size.'

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

'Well, Joe, we made it - the big leagues. But did you ever dream it would be this big?'

Shoe maker telling a woman she has an unusual shaped foot so he can make her a pair of shoes