Oversized Instruments Gifts

Flute duet.

Orchestra.

Cycling with a harp case

Jazz is Invented

Baby Playing Violin

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Six jazz instruments.

Timpani.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

No Instruments Please

Red hot little combo

Timbre Wolf

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Orchestra

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

Lord of the Strings.

The Invention of Bagpipes

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"Music has doubled my income..."

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."