Oversized Instruments Gifts

Flute duet.

Orchestra.

Cycling with a harp case

Jazz is Invented

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Baby Playing Violin

Six jazz instruments.

Timpani.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

No Instruments Please

Red hot little combo

Timbre Wolf

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Orchestra

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

The Invention of Bagpipes

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"Music has doubled my income..."

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

She always had her flute... just in case.