Overprotective Strategist Pillows

'Which end's the shallow end?'

No Immediate Danger

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

First Steps

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

'Darn it Mother! I'm not MISSING! I'm just working DOUBLES this month!'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"