Overprotective Strategist Pillows

'Which end's the shallow end?'

No Immediate Danger

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

First Steps

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

License, registration, and some I.D. for the small child watching what appears to be a completely inappropriate PG-13 movie in the back.

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

'Darn it Mother! I'm not MISSING! I'm just working DOUBLES this month!'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"