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'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Gone to seed.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

Holiday Overkill.

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Opposing viewpoint.

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."

"It's 6 o'clock. Do you know what's trending now?"

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

Suicide by overeating.

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

"Think of side effects as supplemental issues, to be covered by your supplemental insurance."

Notice! Management hates to see associates working overtime. So, please keep your doors closed. Thanks!

"Ah, Mr. Small. . . come in and let's discuss your request for an overdraft."

"Ah, it looks like ol' doc butterfingers will be working on this guy!"