Overindulgence Adviser Gifts

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Any time is cake o'clock

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Secretive Weigh In.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Please take this away from me.'

"Wine not?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

Dieting is for losers.

Buffet - now glutton free.

Robert Morley

"With a good education you can grow up to be anything I want you to be."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'

I'm glad the kennel pampered you, but you weren't supposed to keep the robe.

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

"Yippee. . . no more dieting!"