Overindulgence Adviser Pillows

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Any time is cake o'clock

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Secretive Weigh In.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"And what would you like to regret later?"

'Please take this away from me.'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Wine not?"

Dieting is for losers.

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

Buffet - now glutton free.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"With a good education you can grow up to be anything I want you to be."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

"Yippee. . . no more dieting!"

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"