Overindulgence Ponderer Pillows

Things you'll never hear me say.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Max Weber

Writer

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Lost and Profound.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

'Please take this away from me.'

Caption Contest TK

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'

James Russell Lowell

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"