Overindulgence Expert Gifts

Nursing a Hangover

Any time is cake o'clock

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Secretive Weigh In.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"And what would you like to regret later?"

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'Please take this away from me.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Buffet - now glutton free.

Dieting is for losers.

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

We'll have the Christmas feast for one. She means for two. He'll have a small bowl of cold oatmeal. No I won't! I'll have that Christmas feast! The turkey … the stuffing, the yams, the pumpkin pie a la mode with whipped cream, the extra-thick, brandy-infused eggnogg, the cranberry sauce, the succulent ham ... the reindeer jerky, the frosted sugar cookies with butter flakes, and the noose-shaped chocolate cupcakes with cheese filling. He'll have half a saltine cracker. You know what the doctors s