Overindulgence Expert Gifts

Nursing a Hangover

Any time is cake o'clock

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Secretive Weigh In.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'Please take this away from me.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Buffet - now glutton free.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

Dieting is for losers.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

"Why is living my best life so fattening?"