Overdramatic Fisher Gifts

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Fish hunting for men.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'It was this big. I swear'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Summer Sledding

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Overturned boat.

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

A man fishing see a sign on a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

Ice Whaling

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

Worm eats the fish.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'Ben wakes up when the ice melts, or for hunting season, whichever comes first.'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'