Overdramatic Antics Gifts

"Thank goodness, I'm saved! I've been floating out here lost in the middle of the pool for hours."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'It wasn't premeditated.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"We need to spice up the company blog to get more views. . . We'll need you to have a torrid affair with Mrs Widlington."

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Well, time to do what we came here to do...our homework."

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

Colin had one of those annoying habits that was difficult to ignore.

'I understand what you've done, Kevin, but I can't condone it.'

'Typical of a boy - yesterday he wanted to marry me. . .'

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

"I fell off a 30-foot ladder."

Managing director interviews attractive personal secretary.

-it's for our little grandson...

'I've been training him to feign affection.'

'If you catch me swinging from the chandeliers, throw me out of the window.'

"Cruz takes the worst possible view of everything."

'If he weren't my child, I wouldn't let my child play with him.'