Overcomplication Enthusiast Pillows

"Honestly, I forget what we were trying to catch."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Back to work...

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

'Please take this away from me.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

Gobbledygookologist

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

"I propose we meet in the middle."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"Dad, my doorknob broke...can you fix it?"

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"I see you've brought some notes for your interview."