Overcommitment Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Sorry I didn't get to all the things - I was too busy with all the things!"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

First Marriage

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'Please take this away from me.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'