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'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Television Readers.

"To be or not to be."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Theodore Dreiser.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

TV vs Reading

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Snowman outside library.

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

Mao Zedong.

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

Egyptian Mummy reads book entitled: 'Computers for Mummies'.

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

Book intoxication

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

'Is your boyfriend working late?' 'No... He's a slow reader.'

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

Mayakovskiy V.V.

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.