Overcommitted Reader Pillows

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Television Readers.

"To be or not to be."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

TV vs Reading

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Snowman outside library.

Book intoxication

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

Egyptian Mummy reads book entitled: 'Computers for Mummies'.

Mao Zedong.

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

Mayakovskiy V.V.

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

'Is your boyfriend working late?' 'No... He's a slow reader.'

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

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