Introverted Reader Pillows

Armchair Sportsman

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."