Over-the-top Humorists Pillows

Gender Reveal

"Puss in cement boots"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

Newton discovers surrealism

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"Dad, can you read?"

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Robot porn.

Our housekeeping

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

Born Cynical,,,,

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

"His schlock has gravitas."

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

'Sorry, but my liability insurance no longer allows me to grant that wish.'

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"