Over-the-top Humorists Pillows

Gender Reveal

"Puss in cement boots"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

Newton discovers surrealism

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"Dad, can you read?"

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

'This is a first Mr Cowbird. You've contracted mad cow disase and the bird flu!'

Robot porn.

Our housekeeping

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

Born Cynical,,,,

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

"His schlock has gravitas."

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

'Sorry, but my liability insurance no longer allows me to grant that wish.'

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"