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"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Sport Utility Boot.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Walkers

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'