Alpine Wanderer T-Shirts

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

You Are Here

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Sport Utility Boot.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Whose the new guy?"

Desert Island Mishap