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'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Swiss excalibur...

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Skiing.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

First aid in mountains

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

The interested bystanders.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Golf with a difference

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Igloo for birds.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'