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'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Swiss excalibur...

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Skiing.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

First aid in mountains

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Golf with a difference

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"